Tuesday, October 4, 2011

PUT YER BOWLINGSHIRT ON......IT'S ELECTION YEAR....

....bowling shirt you may be thinkin'.....to which i humbly reply.....

YER DADGUM TOOTIE!!!!!. BOWLIN' SHIRT...or haywhinian flowerdy shirt (the more parrots the better ) old high school football jersey or fadedhoody with the cuffs fraying.......have i piqued your curiousity yet?????  well good....have you got some old shoes with paint splatter on them or workboots with wearmarks exposing the steel toes????? perfect.....if'n you do you are an average american.....joe six-pack....bubba....are you starting to get my drift????  need i elaborate more??? no problem.....i've got time....

.....many times the uppersnobs make fun of the average working joe....the workingman and woman who made this country great....look at your american history....the cival war was a poor mans battle and a rich mans war...many fine young men from both the north and south died or were maimed and the wealthy businessmen who enriched themselves off cotton,tobacco and humanlife trade with the same wealthy europeans the founding fathers and sons of liberty fought so that america could be unshackled...

o.k...o.k....i'll give ya'll a moment to wrap ya'lls heads around what i said and prepare to go bowling.....

now let's do some bowling.....one must keep the ball spinning and rolling and up on the pretty finely waxed boards to score points......on the far left or far right of your lane are the gutters.....( ain't no trophy in the gutter )........a little left or a little right and so long as you knock some pins down you can't score and have a shot at a do over on that second ball.....up on the shint wood....speeding towards those pins....that is where the majority of americans are politically....hard workin' red,brown,black yellow white whatever....tall short,church going, mosque and synagogeattending... some      do bowl...or golf or play tennis race dirt bikes and run marathons.........AMERICA IS A MELTING POT....every first grader learns that...do i have a point to all this ?????  am i ramblin' towards some nugget ????



YES I AM !!!!!!!!!!

.......POLITICS ARE'NT WHAT THOSE YAMMERIN' FOLKS IN THE MEDIA KEEP TELLIN' US IT IS...WE NEED A THIRD PARTY....A CENTRIST PARTY...DOWN THE MIDDLE WHERE THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS LIVE,WORK,MOW THE YARD AND  WANT TO VOTE.......RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLEOF THE LANE ALL TEN PINS FLYIN'.......DO THE ARMPUMP AND STRUT BACK TO THE SCORER TABLE................ON THE FAR LEFT OR RIGHT ( TAKE YOUR PICK ) ARE GUTTERBALLS....LOSERVILLE....POLITICALLY IN AMERICA THERE ARE FOLKS PUTTING A LOT OF MONEY UP TO GET THE TRUE AMERICAN MAJORITY TO BACK THEM SO WE CAN BE CONTROLLED TO PROFIT THE BILLIONAIRES AND WALLSTREETERS ETC.....

......AMERICANS DESERVE A FULL SLATE OF WINNERS THAT WANT TO TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS IN D.C......NO GUTTERBALLS .....BY HELPING US ALL HELP EACH OTHER AND ALLOWING US TO INSURE THE BEST POSSIBLE EDUCATION, HEALTHCARE, SOCIAL SECURITY, NATIONAL DEFENSE, AND TAKE CARE OF THOSE FINE VETERANS WHO VOLUNTEERED TO RISK THIER LIVES FOR THIER COUNTRY.....

we've had too much of the two gutters in d.c. throwing trash on the wooden lane........let's take america back....for americans....if you don't have a bowling shirt i'll try and hook you up....i've got parrots...one with dogs playing poker,................got one in chinatown with dragons...i'm gonna wear that one.....not on the left not on the right....but where america really is.....

right down that big wide center.....to be continued...

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